12 Steps for Recovering/Graduating Waterloo Students

By Hansel and Andre

1. Never buy a VHDL manual.
2. Put only fiction books on shelf.
3. Do not work for RIM.
4. Do not live in Waterloo.
5. Do not have roommate(s). Unless he is your roommmate.
6. Make an attempt at acquiring a long-term relationship. If that is not possible, attempt casual sex.
7. Do not go to work after hours unless there is massive overtime pay.
8. Try not talking about work after hours, unless it is a funny story.
9. Do not talk to undergraduates from your university unless they are hired co-op students or family.