You know you've been in Computer Engineering at Waterloo too long when...

By Andre and Dan

...you're not suicidal, but you don't see the downside in dying. Especially since it might cancel exams for others.
...you are suicidal, but you feel the need to finish the lab first.
...everyone at Tim Horton's knows you by name.
...you look at your watch and think 4:30AM still gives you plenty of time to finish your 7:00AM programming assignment.
...you can hold conversations entirely in a combination of cartoon quotations, calculus, VHDL and Java.
...your project it due tomorrow, but you have an unsolvable bug: no power in E2. This doesn't prevent you from trying to debug it.
...you snicker to yourself because some one is taking the bus, asking if the buses are synchronous, asynchronous or split-cycle.
...the people around you snicker for the same reason.
...you actually reason about whether the city buses are synchronous, asynchronous or split-cycle.
...your roommate suggests you need a semaphore on your washroom.
...you can no longer form a coherent sentence, despite an 90% in high school English.
...you describe anything related to transforms as ``intuitive''.
...you pick your non-Engineer electives based on the likelihood of attractive girls in the class.
...you try to apply Fourier series to everyday life.
...you want to hook a coffee maker up to a computer.
...you begin to scribble out a diagram of how you would do that.
...you were thrilled that ephedrine was taken off the FDA's banned substances list.
...you've slept more times on campus than not and you don't live in res.
...you consider not renting an apartment and living illegally on campus instead.
...you think about queueing theory when in line at Zehr's.
...you present your analysis to a confused and disturbed cashier.