Engineering Fashion

Hansel says:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20041107.html

[Strip depicts Dilbert being madeover so that he looks like a slob to appear credible to customers.]

Andre says:
Yes. I've seen this. It's true.

Hansel says:
so to seem smarter i have to revert back to gawdy hawaiian shirts?

Andre says:
No. You are confusing different types of bad.

Hansel says:
oh
do tell, fasthion deesthigner

Andre says:
Hawaiian shirts indicate that you have fashion sense, it is just horribly misguided. You put effort into your appearance. The engineering must make it look as if he does not care at all.
Obviously free T-shirts, flannel ``Lumberjack'' shirts and sweat pants are an excellent start.

Hansel says:
hahahahaha
FREE TSHIRTS
truth
(frosh shirts)
how many times have we seen frosh shirts show up or Ricky's math contest shirt
that one will get all the ladies

Andre says:
Yes. That's exactly what you are after. Joke shirts (especially math/science ones) are gold.
Anything LoTR/Trek/Wars/Anime themed is also good. But that might be going too far in a corporate environment. Also, an attach\'e case with the handle broken off screams developer.
If you are in a formal evironment, never well a belt. If you have them, use suspenders. See if you can not match the shade of red in your lumberjack shirt. If you are wearing a t-shirt, black is good for suspenders.
Oh, *always* tuck T-shirts in.
Especially if you can tuck part of the design into your pants.
At this point, you should look like Eric.

Hansel says:
hahahaahahahahaahaha