Did you know that aspirin can fit in a PEZ dispenser?
And it looks the same too! It's like the exact opposite of child proof.
--Sandra

It's just the truth, only better.
--Lisa on lying on résumé

If you were homework, I'd be doing you on my desk.
--Jordanna's Nickname

Society always suffers for the sins of a few MORONS.
--Hansel

Good habits are practiced, not learned.
--Hansel

gcc -O3 -o $^ -march=parade -fun-time -Wall -Wtf -vomit-bad -Lame -DUN_NO -pedantic $@
--My Nickname Whilst Watching KDE Compile

CompEng now in three flavours: Original, Bitter and Soured.
--My Nickname During 2B Exams

What's the same about CEIT and a red metal box? They both are full of tools.
--My Nickname After 2B

life: a sexually transmitted disease that is fatal
--Sandra's Nickname

Bio: tough on content, milder on undergrads than Engineering.
--My Nickname when Talking about Engineering versus Biology with Victoria