I bake brownies, watch Star Trek and program computers. Normalcy courses 
through my veins. 
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/PostScript love { honk } if
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I fear biological computers. It's the intersection of people who can't
find the "on" switch and can't water houseplants.
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Do Slashdot trolls live under network bridges?
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Windows is an excellent solitaire implementation.
Only foolish people who try to use it as an operating system have problems.
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Any sufficiently advanced form of math is indistinguishable from symbol pushing.
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These [non-functional genes] may have been evolutionary experiments
...or they were put there by God. I'm trying to present both sides.
 - Prof David Spafford
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Antarctica: The World's -80C freezer
Australia: That Petri dish you forgot at the back of the fridge
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Andre, before you go, does this rag smell like chloroform?
 - Danielle Nash
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Sometimes I think university degrees are a bit like jeans.
You pay extra to have a certain name on them.
 - Emily Wendland
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I've been programming in C#, which to me is like having a language argument with a Java fan.
 - Adrian Horodeckyj
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Programming is only as interesting as the problem you are solving.
 - Andre Masella
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A chess piece is a metaphor for its action.
 - Eddie Ma
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