Honk If You Love

Honk if you love...
Assembler	`CMP AX, ASM HNK`
AWK	`$0 ~ /AWK/ ~ /love/ { honk $0 }`
BASH	`test $USER -love /bin/bash && honk`
BrainFuck	`]-[ [] ,-. ]<`
C	`if (strcmp(*love,c[])) { honkf() \|\| exit("Buffer overflow"); }`
C++	`if (this.love(*_CPP)) { delete this; }`
C Preprocessor	`#ifdef LOVE #define _HONK #endif`
Fourth	`FORTH LOVE IF HONK THEN`
Haskell	`testLove [] = False testLove (x:xs) = if x == Haskell then True else testLove xs`
L A T E X	`\if{\love\equal\LaTeX{}}{ Honk! \par }`
LISP	`(if (lovep LISP) (honk))`
LOGO	`IF LOVE = [LOGO] THEN HONK 10`
Java	`if (this.love(java.lang)) { System.horn.honk();}`
Make	`love: $(MAKE) honk $@ $^`
Objective C	`if ([self love:objectivec]) { [NSHorn honk]; }`
Perl	`if ($me("love") ~ /[Pp]erl/) { honk(0); }`
PHP	`if ($_LOVE[$PHP_SELF]) { hrn_honk(); }`
PostScript	`/PostScript love { honk } if`
Python	`if "python" in love: [ honk for horn in self ]`
Scheme	`(if (love? Scheme) (honk))`
SQL	`SELECT honk FROM horn WHERE love = 'SQL'`
TCL	`if [ love exists tcl ] then honk`
VisualBasic	`IF LOVE(YOU, vbLang) AND ageOf(YOU) > vbAgePuberty THEN GetMedicalHelp(YOU)`